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Little Johnny doing Math

Teacher, happier, responds: “That’s correct. Now if I gave you 3 cats, and another 3 cats and another 3, how many cats would you have?” Johnny: “Ten!”…

An elderly couple decides to live

One of the students notices this, and asks why she isn’t touching her food; was something wrong? “Oh no, it’s fine,” replied the old woman. “I’m just…

I’m starting to doubt my marriage

His wife suggested: -You can find yourself a 19-year-old girl, and I will make sure that you live again in a small house, sleep on a sagging…

A cabbie picks up a nun

you must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The…

Husband Finds A Box Under The Bed

She replies, “Every time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.” He says, “That’s alright, you’ve only cheated on me twice. What’s the…

A Wife Called The Phone Company

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signalling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and…

Three Women Are About To Be Executed

She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” The redhead then screams, “tornado!!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks…

A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson&Hedges pack: “Extra Long King Size.” She was again slightly embarrassed but…

A nun in the convent walked

The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes…